TRASH-BANDIT T-SHIRT

Looking for a tee that can take a hit, throw one back, and still look Bitchin' doing it? Yeah, this is that shirt. Built boxy, built sturdy, built for raising eyebrows, catchin' tail, and maybe a little hell. The drop-shoulder fit and reinforced neckline mean even the scrawniest critters can layer it, live in it, and push it way past “just a shirt.”

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (soft enough to lull you into bad decisions)
• Heavyweight 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²) — not flimsy, not forgiving
• Oversized, relaxed fit — lets you move how you want (or run if you need to)
• Drop shoulder sleeves — that low-key menace silhouette
• Ribbed collar + reinforced neckline — won’t tap out when you don’t either
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh (respect the hands that made it)

We don’t do bulk. We make this tee when you order it, which means slower shipping but less waste. No overproduction, no deadstock, no landfill ghosts, no waste. Just your new go-to tee, made when you say so, and saving the trees and planet when you order it.

Wear it. Wreck it. Layer it. Break it in ‘til it looks like something crawled out of it. We dare you to wear this t-shirt out. Go touch some grass.

And remember,
F.A.F.O